Wednesday, August 31, 2005

THE LOWDOWN ON NUTRITION

The results of extensive research are in and they are absolutely conclusive.

A light hearted look at nutritionNovember 7, 2003Terry Hopkin-Sundby

Via AgBioView at
www.agbioworld.org

After so many heavy discussions on the pros and cons of GM or

Organic food or regular farming, here's the absolute truth ladies and gents..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Doreen Ellen Bell-Dotan, Tzfat, Israel ;0)